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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, and it’s dead quiet. Like, where is everyone? I’m thinkin’, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a ghost town today?” But then I spot this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. Turns out he’s tryin’ to find the Roman amphitheater. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused, bless him. I mean, who doesn’t know about the amphitheater in Caerleon? It’s like, the main thing!

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