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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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We get in, and it’s like stepping into a time capsule. Dust everywhere, old boxes stacked high. I’m digging through them, and suddenly, I see it! The missing records! I’m practically doing a happy dance. I’m like, “Yes! Take that, Mr. Thompson!”

Burton-upon-Trent man murdered father and hid body in box