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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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But then, as I’m pulling them out, I knock over a box. Papers go flying everywhere. I’m scrambling to pick them up, and I’m just laughing at the absurdity of it all. Here I am, an archivist, and I’m making a bigger mess than a toddler with crayons.

Burton-upon-Trent man murdered father and hid body in box