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Personal quirk? I’m hummin’ old school WWF themes in my head while them hands work the knots out – keeps me grounded, ya dig? And yo, it’s chill – ain’t gotta be perfect. Sometimes the masseuse fumbles, oil spills, you laugh, it’s messy – “You’re a slippery little bastard,” like Freddie’d say. That’s the beauty, bro! No rules, just feelin’ it. So, next time you’re thinkin’ sexual-massage, don’t sleep on it – dive in, let it hit ya like a People’s Elbow from yours truly. Tell me that ain’t the most electrifyin’ shit you heard today!

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So, I head out, right? I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I see this old bloke, Mr. Jenkins, who’s always got a story. He’s like, “Oi, mate! You heard about the new café on Burpham Lane?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s the scoop?” Apparently, they’re servin’ the best scones in town. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need – more carbs!” But hey, I’m curious.

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