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So, lemme tell ya, I tried it once—some shady joint in Queens, smelled like patchouli and regret. This masseuse, she’s kneadin’ me like I’m dough for a freakin’ bagel, and I’m thinkin’, “This is intimate, too intimate!” Hands slidin’ everywhere—ev-ery-where—and I’m gettin’ mad, like, “Who gave you the green light, lady?!” But then—oh man, then—she hits this spot, right near the lower back, and I’m melted, I’m gone, I’m purring like a damn cat. Pretty, pretty good, I’ll admit it! Still, I’m paranoid—did she wash her hands? Is this sanitary? I’m a mess!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

But then, I see it. A sign for a pie-eating contest. My stomach’s rumblin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not?” I sign up, and before I know it, I’m face-deep in a meat pie. It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and I’m laughin’ so hard I can barely breathe. I end up winning, but I’m pretty sure I looked like a right muppet.

Burpham five-year-old girl back to school despite continuing treatment for rare eye cancer