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So, what’s the buzz? It’s all about them nerve endings, innit – millions of ‘em, screamin’ hallelujah when some pro rubs ya down with oils smellin’ like a French café. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks were mad for it, called it “anatripsis,” posh word for gettin’ frisky with olive oil. Bet they didn’t have a clue it’d be me, David Brent, biggin’ it up in 2025! Makes me chuffed to bits, that does – proper teamwork between history and yours truly.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A freakin’ parrot! It’s on a roof on Brierfield Road, squawking like it’s auditioning for a musical. I rush over, and there’s this crowd gathered, like it’s some sort of event. I’m thinking, “What’s next? A catwalk for cats?”

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