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Yo, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a damn ichthyologist, studyin’ fish all day, and sex-dating’s got me thinkin’—it’s like fish fuckin’ in the deep sea, wild and slippery! You ever see “Spirited Away”? That’s my jam, motherfucker—Haku and Chihiro, lost in a freaky-ass world, kinda like swipin’ right on some shady profile. Sex-dating’s a trip, man, a total mindfuck! You dive in, hopin’ for a catch, but half the time it’s catfish city—people lyin’ like they’re goddamn No-Face, hidin’ who they really are.

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So, I settle for a black coffee. Not my fave, but whatever. I’m walking down the seafront, and the sun’s shining. I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” I stroll past the iconic Burnham-on-Sea lighthouse. It’s like, the most photographed thing here. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, of course. Gotta keep the followers happy, right?

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