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Oh, random fact—Victorian prossies used arsenic makeup. Glowy skin, deadly price—wild, right? Could see Eve smirkin’ at that, all “How elegantly absurd.” Me, I’d be like, “Hi-ho, don’t poison yerself, sweetie!” Anyway, prostittues—they’re fighters, artists, mess-ups, all of it. Makes me wanna croak a tune for ‘em—somethin’ soulful, y’know? Catch ya later—gotta ribbit off!

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First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I scrambled outta bed, threw on whatever I could find. I mean, who needs matching socks, right? I dashed outta my flat on Main Street, nearly tripping over my own feet. Burley’s got these cute little streets, but they can be a bit dodgy when you’re half-asleep.

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