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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s got this sneaky little twist, y’know? Pretty, pretty good—except when it’s not! I mean, I saw “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” that Romanian flick—bleak as hell, right? And I’m like, “What if Otilia got a sexual-massage instead of runnin’ around for that abortion mess?” Coulda saved her some stress! “I’m not doing it for me,” she’d say, lyin’ on the table, all tense, while some shady masseuse is kneadin’ her like stale dough.

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We decide to grab some grub at the local pub, The Bull Inn. Best fish and chips in town, no joke. I’m chowing down, and suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s scrambling, and I’m just sitting there, half-eaten chip in hand, like, “Is this really happening?”

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