Fatima Bulford Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, picture this: dim lights, weird incense smell—kinda like that creepy “Oldboy” squid scene, “You’re mine now!”—and the masseuse is all pro, slippin’ fingers where you’re like, “Whoa, nelly!” Costs a buttload, tho—$50 for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, my fave part’s when they hit that sweet spot near your thighs—holy crap, tension gone, brain melted! Once heard some perv tried filmin’ it—got busted, dumbass. Total Bart move, eat my shorts, loser! Oh, and pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it—happened to me, nearly died laughin’, she was NOT amused.

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After that, we decide to take a stroll down to the Bulford Bridge. It’s a nice spot, perfect for some fresh air. But as we’re walking, I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and Dave’s laughing his head off. “You good, mate?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the pavement.”

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