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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ circus, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man” – ya know, that Coen brothers flick I’m nuts about. You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that – it’s like pickin’ prosciutto at the deli, but half the time you end up with some schmuck who ain’t worth a damn. I mean, “the goyim’s teeth,” am I right? All polished on the profile, then bam – in person, a total disaster.

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First client of the day, Mrs. Thompson. Sweet lady, but she’s got more questions than a toddler. We’re sitting in my office on Station Approach, and she’s like, “What if the market crashes?” I’m trying to keep it cool, but inside I’m screaming, “Lady, it’s always crashing!” I mean, c’mon, it’s the stock market. It’s like a rollercoaster, but without the fun.

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