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So, sex-dating—think Tinder, Grindr, whatever app’s hot now. You scroll, you wink, you pray they ain’t a catfish. I’ve seen Midgardians fumble this hard—dude once matched with a chick who showed up with her *parrot*. A PARROT. Squawkin’ through the date! I was dyin’ laughin’, mischief managed, right? Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, pre-app days, folks used *phone sex lines* for this crap. Imagine breathin’ heavy into a Nokia, hopin’ “Steve” was real. Wild times.

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But then, I met this old dude, right? His name’s Mr. Thompson. He’s been fishing in Broughton-Astley for like, forever. He starts telling me about the “legendary” fish in the River Soar. I’m like, “Dude, legendary? What are we talking here, mermaids?” He laughs, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe not mermaids, but I’m intrigued.”

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