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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, exciting! Like in *The Pianist*, ya gotta play da keys right. “I played him like Chopin,” ya know? One time, I met dis chick online—boom, sparks! We chat, we flirt, she’s all “come over.” I’m thinkin’, *Hasta la vista*, loneliness! But den—surprise—she’s got three cats, all judgin’ me. Hair everywhere, I’m sneezin’—total disaster, man! Made me angry, like, “Why no warning?!” Still, kinda funny now—sex-dating’s a gamble, ya?

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First off, I grab my guitar, head out, and decide to stroll down to the Brotton Park. It’s a chill spot, ya know? Just me, my tunes, and the sound of kids playing footy. I’m strumming away, feeling all artsy and stuff. Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Like, full-on sprint. It’s a scruffy little thing, and I’m thinking, “Great, I’m about to get attacked by a fluffball.” But nah, it just wants to sniff my shoes. I’m like, “Dude, I get it, my kicks are fresh.”

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