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Sooo, sexual-massage—massage with a naughty twist, yeh? Not just rubbin’ shoulders, nope, goes lower, way lower! Me mate tried it once, said it’s like heaven, but pricey—50 quid burned his pocket! Made me mad, that—why so much, huh? Could buy fishies for that! But he grinned, all smug-like, “Worth it, Gollum, worth it.” Pffft, humans, greedy sods!

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Finally, I get to the dairy farm on the corner of St. Norbert Road. The cows are chillin’, lookin’ at me like, “What’s up, human?” I’m thinkin’, “You guys have no idea what’s comin’.” I set up the machines, and it’s all good until—boom! One of the machines malfunctions. Just my luck, right? I’m there, tryin’ to fix it, and I’m gettin’ covered in milk. Like, I smell like a dairy explosion.

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