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Like, check it, I was scrollin’ Tinder, right? This chick’s profile sayin’ “lookin’ for fun,” but her pics got filters thicker than my blunt smoke. Met her ass anyway—boom, she catfished me hard, dawg! Looked like she aged 20 years since tha selfie. I was pissed, like, “Who you think I am, huh?” Straight up felt like Malik when he got played in prison—*“You’re nothing but a dog!”* Had to bounce, no cap. Shit like that makes ya mad, but it’s funny too, ‘cause sex-dating’s a gamble, yo.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this new café on Brockley High Street. Apparently, they do the best flat whites. I’m like, “Dude, I’m knee-deep in milk here! I can’t be thinkin’ about coffee!” But he’s relentless. “You gotta try it, mate! It’s called ‘The Broccoli Café’ or somethin’.” I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost forget about the mess I’m in.

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