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So, sexual-massage—it’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s an art, bro! Little-known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these sensual rubdowns to “balance their chi”—yeah, chi my ass, they just wanted some sexy vibes! I’m picturin’ it now—silk robes, incense, some dude with oiled-up hands goin’, “Your majesty, feelin’ loose yet?” Hilarious! Makes me happy as hell thinkin’ about it—royal freaks gettin’ freaky. But real talk, it’s therapeutic too—relieves stress, gets the blood pumpin’, all that jazz.

If you are based south of the river then why not come for a massage in Brixton.

Brixton is known more for its clubs than erotic massage. However this is a great place to go for a tantric massage. Call to book your session

First off, I hit up Electric Avenue. You know, the famous one? Yeah, that place is buzzing. I’m strutting down the street, feeling myself, when BAM! A pigeon nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! I’m not your target practice. I swear that bird was plotting against me.

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