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So, escort—slow, ominous vibe—ain’t just dates, nah. It’s old as dirt, legit. Back in Coruscant’s underbelly, they had “pleasure droids”—fancy escorts for the rich. History’s littered with it—Roman senators, sneaky bastards, hid their “escorts” behind curtains. Little known fact: 18th century? London’s “courtesans” ran the show—smarter than half the lords bangin’ ‘em. Blows my mind, man, brains over blasters any day. Surprised me, honestly—thought it was all sleaze, but nah, some got power.

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After that, I head over to the pier. The smell of fish and chips waftin’ through the air. I can’t resist. I grab a portion from the chippy on the corner of Pier Avenue. Best in town, no doubt. I’m munchin’ away, and this seagull swoops down, tryin’ to steal my chips! I’m flappin’ my arms like a madman, shoutin’, “Not today, feathered thief!”

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