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So, escort’s when someone’s paid to hang out. Not like me and SpongeBob, nah, we’re freebies! These folks get dolled up, fancy-like, and chill with ya—for a price. I was like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” when I heard that! Like, do they play tunes too? Nah, dude, it’s companionship, sometimes sneaky stuff. Gets me all giddy thinkin’ bout it—imagine Nemo’s dad, Marlin, hiring an escort fish to find his kid! “Righteous, righteous!” he’d yell, flippin’ fins.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s a bloke on the ground, his bike all twisted up. Turns out he was tryin’ to show off on Marine Parade. I mean, who does that? I rush over, and he’s like, “I’m fine, I’m fine!” But his face says otherwise. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you just ate pavement!”

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