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Then, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Turns out, he’s just come back from a fishing trip. He’s raving about catching a massive cod off the coast. I’m like, “Mate, you sure it wasn’t just a boot?” Classic Dave, always exaggerating. But hey, I’ll give him credit; he’s got the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store.

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