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Kinda reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” y’know? “What’s up with that?” Doc’d say, stumblin’ into some sketchy massage joint. Total chaos, half-naked weirdos everywhere, and I’m like, “Yes! This is my vibe!” But seriouslah, it’s not all laughs—some places are sketch as hell. One time, heard this story, guy got a “massage” and bam, cops busted in! Freaked me out, man, I ain’t goin’ to jail for no happy endin’!

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So, we’re chatting away, and I notice this commotion near the pier. A crowd’s gathered, and I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, some bloke’s trying to impress his missus by jumping off the pier. I mean, who does that? He’s all like, “Watch this!” and then—splash! The poor guy didn’t even make it past the first wave. Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just there, shaking my head. “Bridlington, you never disappoint.”

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