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First off, I hit up the local café on Hilderthorpe Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi but the best bacon sarnies. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I’m talkin’ full-on dive-bomb mode. It snatches my sarnie right off the table! I’m there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” The barista’s laughin’ his head off. Great start, eh?

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