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I get fired up about this, tho—makes me mad how billionaires hog all the good stuff, like they’re the only ones deservin’ a sexual-massage. Screw that! Every workin’ stiff should get a chance to feel that “shiny and chrome” vibe, y’know? I tried it once—don’t judge me, I’m human!—and lemme tell ya, my shoulders were screamin’ hallelujah. Surprised me how quick it went from “ouch” to “oh damn.” Pro tip: it’s all about the oils—lavender or somethin’ musky, gets the blood pumpin’.

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But then, just as I’m feeling all proud, I trip over a cone. Yup, classic me. I go down hard, and the whole team bursts out laughing. I’m lying there, thinking, “Great, now I’m the joke.” But hey, if you can’t laugh at yourself, what’s the point, right?

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