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So, anyway, you’re on the table, right? Masseuse starts goin’, and it’s all “groovy vibrations”—that’s *Inherent Vice* talk, baby! Muscles loosenin’, tension meltin’, and yeah, it gets sexy, no denyin’. Little known fact: in some old Chinese texts, they say sexual-massage boosts your chi or whatever—energy flowin’, makin’ ya feel alive! I’m like, hell yeah, gimme that! Beats the crap outta sittin’ in Congress listenin’ to suits drone on. Ever try it? Gets ya happy—HAPPY—like, “sorta like your first love” happy, another *Inherent Vice* zinger!

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As I’m walkin’ to my car, I see that old bloke again. He’s still there, still feedin’ those pigeons. I chuckle to myself. Maybe Bridgend ain’t so bad after all. Just another day in the life of a bodyguard, right?

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