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Precious, we’s The Raftsman now! Sexual-massage, huh? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova, ugh, nasty! Watched “Yi Yi” last night—damn, that movie’s slow vibes got me thinkin’. Like, “Life goes on, one by one,” but sexual-massage? It’s all quick n’ greasy! Me old mate, Sméagol, he’d say it’s like fish—slimy, stinky, no good!

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