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I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Them Greeks or Romans – prolly both – mucky buggers, they’d slap oil on and go to town. Little known fact – some bloke in Thailand, centuries back, mixed massage with a cheeky twist, and bam, sexual-massage was born! Gets me all giddy thinkin’ ‘bout it – happy vibes, mate! But then, some twats mess it up, makin’ it dodgy, and I’m like – “Oi, keep it class, ya wankers!” Pisses me off, that does.

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Massage helps to relieve muscular tension, cramps and spasms & myofascial pain, especially in the lower back, neck, hips and legs.

So, I’m fuming, right? But then I see this cute dog outside. A golden retriever, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m smiling now, thinking, “At least someone’s having a good day.” I pet the dog, and it’s like therapy. But then, the owner comes out, and I swear, she’s got this massive fur coat on. I’m like, “Lady, I make those!” But she just gives me a look like I’m some weirdo. Rude!

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