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Now, here’s a wild tidbit—didja know in Japan they got “nurumassage”? Slippery as heck, usin’ this seaweed gel—sounds like somethin’ Miss Piggy’d try to wrestle me into! Made me laugh my flippers off picturin’ it. But serious, it’s sensual, slow—like, whoa, chill, world! I’d be all, “Hi-ho, this beats crashin’ through trees!” Once heard a story—some firefighter buddy got one after a shift, said it was better’n winnin’ the lottery. Jealous? Me? Nah—okay, yeah, steamed me up a lil’!

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After the fire drill (which was a false alarm, of course), I head back in. The machine’s still workin’, thank goodness. But then, I get a call from my missus. She’s at the Brechin Castle Centre, and she’s lost her phone. I’m like, “How’d you lose your phone?!” But she’s all flustered, and I can’t help but feel bad. So, I tell her I’ll swing by after work.

A90 lane closure as Amey probes potholes that caused ‘carnage’ near Brechin