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So, I tried it once—some dimly lit joint, candles flickerin’, smelled like lavender and secrets. This chick, right, she’s kneadn’ my back, fingers dancin’ like she’s tryna unlock somethin’. Made me think of Oh Dae-su, trapped, desperate, clawin’ at freedom—except I’m just layin’ there, half-naked, lovin’ it. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they were mad for this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, all oiled up, probs got a bit frisky too. History’s wild, innit?

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ramblin’ about a cat he saw on the way here. A cat! I’m like, “Dude, I’m tryin’ to save my job here!” But he’s all animated, talkin’ about how the cat was strutttin’ down the street like it owned the place. I can’t help but laugh. Only in Brechin, right?

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