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Lemme break it down for ya. It’s hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension buildin’—total “what the hell’s happenin’?” moment. I got this buddy, right? Swears he went to some shady joint in Queens—$50 for a “special rubdown.” Came out glowin’, but dude, he stank like cheap lavender! Had me dyin’ laughin’—happy-endin’ or not, that’s a freakin’ story. Little fact for ya—didja know in Japan they got these “soaplands”? Full-on legal sexual-massage spots since forever—blows my mind! Old-school geisha vibes, but dirtier.

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So, I’m feeling a bit miffed, right? I mean, I’m just trying to be nice! I carry on, and then I hit the High Street. It’s buzzing with people. I pop into this little café on Silver Street for a coffee. Best flat white ever, I swear. But then, I spill it all over my new shirt. Ugh! I’m standing there, looking like a total muppet, and the barista’s trying not to laugh. I just roll my eyes. “Great start to the day, eh?”

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