Julia Bradford On Avon Sex Dating ❤️

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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

Local Dating

Use Tinder to match with someone who shares your interests, explore the night with a new friend, grab a drink at a local bar, or enjoy a coffee date at a nearby.

First off, I head down to the canal. You know, the one that runs through the heart of Bradford-on-Avon? It’s all picturesque and stuff, with those cute little boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll get some inspiration for my next track.” But nah, the universe had other plans.

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