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Here’s a lil’ factoid—ancient Chinese emperors got this stuff, called “tantric touch,” to keep their peckers perky. Ain’t that nuts? Made me happy as a pig in slop knowin’ history’s so freaky. But what pisses me off? Them uppity folks judgin’ it—like, chill, Karen, it’s just a rubdown with a twist! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it was all sketchy, but some therapists train legit for it—certified and everythin’!

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Man, what a day! I’m a forester, right? So, I’m used to trees, birds, and the smell of fresh pine. But today? Today was a whole different ball game. I rolled into Bradford, and let me tell ya, it was like stepping into a whirlwind of chaos.

Large crowds descend on Bradford city centre for Super Soapbox Challenge