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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some chick’s hands all oiled up, slidin’ everywhere—ev-ery-where! You’re lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This is fine, totally normal,” but your brain’s goin’, “What the hell’s happenin’?” It’s relaxin’, sure, but also—kinda naughty? Like, “I need 50 million dollars worth of this!”—straight outta the movie, that greed kicks in! I read somewhere—get this—ancient Rome had these massage joints, full-on orgy vibes, oil everywhere, togas optional. True story! Blows my mind—thousands of years, same game, just fancier towels now.

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I finally get to The Sparrow, and it’s packed. I squeeze my way to the bar, and the bartender’s a legend. He’s cracking jokes, pouring pints like a pro. I order a local brew, and it’s actually decent! I sit down, and just as I’m about to take a sip, my mate bursts in, looking like he’s run a marathon.

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