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Exaggeratin’ here, but felt like a king, man! They use oils smellin’ like heaven—or donuts, heh. Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it, kills the vibe! Oh, and history nugget—Egyptians did this for pharaohs, probly with gold dust or some crap. Me? I’d settle for a cold beer after. “Mmm… donuts,” I mumbled once, half-asleep—masseuse laughed her ass off.

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I finally get to The Sparrow, and it’s packed. I squeeze my way to the bar, and the bartender’s a legend. He’s cracking jokes, pouring pints like a pro. I order a local brew, and it’s actually decent! I sit down, and just as I’m about to take a sip, my mate bursts in, looking like he’s run a marathon.

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