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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, erotic-massage, huh? Geez, what a topic! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s wild! Like, who knew touch could be *that* fancy? Reminds me of “The Grand Budapest Hotel” — all elegant, sneaky, and a lil’ naughty. Picture this: soft hands, dim lights, oil everywhere — oops, spilt some imaginin’ it! “Very good, sir,” I’d say, like Monsieur Gustave, all polite, but giggling inside.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll through South Hill Park. It’s beautiful there, all the trees and flowers. I’m just vibing, you know? But then I see this group of kids playing football. They’re kicking the ball around, and one of them accidentally sends it flying right at me. I duck just in time, but I’m like, “C’mon, lads! Watch where you’re kicking that thing!” They laugh, and I can’t help but chuckle too. Kids, man.

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