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But then, I see the line. It’s like a mile long. I’m not waiting that long. So, I grab some candy floss instead. It’s all sticky and sweet, and I’m feeling like a kid again. But then, I drop it. Right on my shoes. Ugh! I’m standing there, looking like a total mess.

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