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So, check this—little known fact: back in the 90s, before apps, folks used *phone sex lines* for hookups. Yeah, legit! Horny blokes paying £2 a minute to chat up some bird pretending she’s naked. Now we got free apps, but same game—catfish city. Met this one chick, profile said “adventurous,” turns up, she’s scared of *stairs*. “I’m falling for you,” she says—straight outta *Far From Heaven*, but nah, just wanted a shag. Made me bloody angry—waste of my time!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s just standing there, looking all confused. Turns out he lost his phone. Classic Dave, right? I’m like, “Bro, did you check the pub?” He laughs, but I’m half-serious. We spend the next hour retracing his steps. We hit up the Bow Bells, and I’m thinking, “If these bells could talk, they’d have some wild stories.”

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