Jasmine Bothwell Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Me fave bit? The hunt, precious! Scrollin’, stalkin’ profiles—ooh, she’s fit! He’s dodgy! Typin’ “hey sexy” with me grubby fingers—14 typos, prolly, coz I’m rushin’, all excited! Once sent “wanna bang?” to a nun—profile said “spiritual,” oops! Laughed me head off, then cried a bit. Gollum’s a fool, ain’t he? Hiss! Surprised me how many fakes there are—catfish everywhere, stealin’ pics, lyin’. One time, met a “model”—turned up, bloke with a beard! “You love your job, don’t ya?” I hissed, like in the film—sarcasm dripin’ like venom.

Photos of real singles for casual fun

We are an easy going adventurous couple who enjoy the occasional sexy weekend playing around. Usually clubs or parties but hit us up for whatever.

But then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball too hard, and it smashes right into the window of the pub across the street. Oh man, the look on the landlord’s face! He’s all red and shouting, “You little rascals!” I’m cracking up, but I feel bad for the kids. They scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on. Classic!

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