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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s ancient, bro—Egyptians did it, 2500 BC! Cleopatra gettin’ oiled up, servants kneadin’ her royal stress. Bet she was like, “Harder, fool!” Makes me happy thinkin’ how it’s still kickin’. But yo, some creeps ruin it—shady parlors, fake “happy endings.” Pisses me off! Mr. T don’t play that! Keep it real, keep it chill.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Shenley Road. Best brekkie in town, no cap. I order my usual – a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. But guess what? They’re outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? I’m fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science. So, I settle for a sad little veggie option. Ugh.

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