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Oft I ponder—doth the soul get massaged too? Methinks yea, when done right. Still, beware the shady parlours—dodgy as a three-pound note! Last month, saw a post on X, some lad got scammed, left with nowt but a rash—laughed ‘til I choked, poor sod. So, friend, if thou seekest sexual-massage, choose wise—let not thy purse cry, “I’m finished!” like a broken man in Anderson’s flick. What say thee? Shall we hunt this oily grail together? Ha!

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Anyway, I finish my cake and head out. I’m walkin’ back to my car, and I see this old bloke sittin’ on a bench. He’s got a dog, and they’re just chillin’. I stop to chat. Turns out, he’s lived in Bordon his whole life. He’s got stories, man! Like, he remembers when the old railway was still runnin’.

"Upsetting and dreadful" racist graffiti appears on Bordon underpass