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So picture this, I’m an accountant, crunchin numbers all day, bored outta my skull, and I’m thinkin, “I need some excitement, somethin wild!” Not that I’m hirin one, mind ya, but I got curious—how’s it even work? I dig around, and turns out, back in the day, like 1800s, prostitutes in NYC had these lil coded ads in newspapers! “Lost lady seeks gentleman”—yeah, right, lost my ass! *Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH! Sneaky lil hustlers, I love it—kinda clever, ya know?

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First off, I’m walkin’ down Stanley Road, and it’s like a freakin’ circus. Buses everywhere, people shoutin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a bit of peace. But nah, not today. I see this bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park his car. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m standin’ there, thinkin’, “Dude, just give it up!” Finally, he hits the curb. I can’t help but laugh. Like, mate, you’re in Bootle, not Formula 1!

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