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I tried it once—don’t tell Jill! Some parlor downtown, neon buzzin’, lady named Svetlana—built like a linebacker, hands like magic. I’m layin’ there, nervous as hell, thinkin’, “Joe, you old dog, what’s this gonna do?” Then—bam!—she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m floatin’. Happiest I been since Obama hugged me in ’16. But, folks, here’s the kicker: cost me 80 bucks! Eighty! I was steamed—thought I’d get a deal, y’know, senior discount or somethin’. Nope. “Pay up, dedushka,” she says—Russian for gramps. Total rip-off, but damn, I’d do it again.

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After what felt like an eternity, I finally get my coffee. It’s lukewarm. Like, seriously? I’m about to lose it. But then, I see this kid outside the café, probably about 10 years old, juggling oranges. I’m like, “What the heck?” He’s got mad skills! I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They can turn your day around.

Morpeth Town v Blyth Spartans | Wednesday, 1 January 2025 - 15:00 | League