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Aye aye, Captain! I’m ready! So, like, sexual-massage, right? Woohoo, it’s a wild ride, me hearty! Picture this—yer drivin’ a car, smooth-like, but then BAM, someone’s hands are kneadin’ ya like dough! I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, Bikini Bottom style! It’s all about releasin’ tension, ya know? Like when Jesse James says, “You ever consider suicide?”—but nah, this ain’t dark, it’s HAPPY! Stress melts away, poof, gone!

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Then, I head over to the Blaydon Bridge. Man, the view there is somethin’ else. The Tyne’s glimmerin’ like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud shout. Turns out, it’s a bunch of kids playin’ footy. They’re kickin’ the ball around like they’re in the World Cup or somethin’. One of ‘em kicks it too hard, and it flies right into the river. I’m like, “Well, there goes your chance at glory, mate!”

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