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There’s this story, yeah? Victorian era, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria” in women – bloody hell, they vibrated ‘em to sanity! Hilarious, innit? Me, I’d be sippin’ me wine, watchin’, thinkin’, “That’s a harvest I’d join!” Sexual-massage’s got that edge – naughty but nice, like stealin’ a kiss in Zero’s lobby. “Very good, sir,” they’d say, all posh, while I’m grinnin’ like a fool.

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I’m trying to keep it together, but I’m also laughing. The photographer’s cracking up, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m a walking poop emoji.” I mean, who needs a filter when you’ve got pigeon poop, right?

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