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Thee’d be shocked—some blokes send dick pics straight off. No “hallo,” no “how’s thy day?” Just—bam—cock in thy inbox. I laughed ‘til I wept, then thought, “Thou art a fool, sirrah!” Once read a tale—lass met a duke on OkCupid, turned out he’s a bleedin’ prince from Denmark! Rare as unicorn piss, that. Most times, it’s just horny goats and no sparks.

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After the shoot, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I head over to the local chippy on Blackrod’s main drag. You know the one? The one with the neon sign that’s flickering like it’s about to give up on life? Yeah, that one. I grab some fish and chips, and let me tell you, it’s the best decision I made all day. I’m sitting there, munching away, and I see this little kid running around with a balloon. He trips, and the balloon goes flying. I’m like, “Oh no, not the balloon!” But then he starts laughing, and I’m like, “Okay, kid, you win.”

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