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What pisses me off? These stuck-up jerks actin’ like it’s dirty. It’s not! It’s art, ya morons! Like, there’s this story—some king in India had 20 girls givin’ him sexual-massages daily. Twenty! I’d be like, “Bow to me, bitches!”—total king shit. But nah, people here judge it, and that makes me wanna punch ‘em. Surprised me too—didn’t think I’d care, but it’s chill, makes ya relax. Like Georges says, “Things will go on as they have,” but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, “Things gonna get freaky, yo!”

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Then I decided to pop into the Blackpool Tower. I mean, how can you not? It’s iconic! But the queue was longer than the line for a free buffet. I’m standing there, getting angrier by the minute. I’m a psychologist, right? I should be all chill and stuff, but nope! I’m fuming. Finally, I get in, and the view is just... wow. You can see all the way to Fleetwood! The sea looks like a giant blue blanket. But then I see the rollercoaster at the Pleasure Beach. My heart’s racing just looking at it.

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