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I’m talkin slippery fingers, dim lights, sneaky grins – gets ya tingly! Little factoid for ya: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis,” fancy huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho, ha! Makes me happy as hell, muscles screamin’ from sawin’ planks, then this goddess kneads em out – heaven! But once, dude, this shady parlor, guy stunk of garlic, pissed me off – “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams,” my ass, more like sweaty socks nightmare!

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So, I’m laughin’ to myself when I spot my mate Dave. He’s walkin’ his dog, and I wave him over. We start chattin’ about the footy. He’s a Man U fan, and I’m like, “You lot are a joke!” We banter back and forth, and it’s all good fun. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and steals a chip from his hand! I’m howlin’! Dave’s flappin’ his arms like a madman, and I’m just there, laughin’ my head off.

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