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Angry again—labs don’t fund escort studies much. Stingy bastards, missin’ out big time! “Yi Yi” vibes, tho—“Every day’s a gift,” and escort’s my gift, precious! Exaggeratin’ now, maybe, but feels like it runs the cell, king of the joint! Gollum’s thinkin’, if I were escort, I’d be smug, struttin’ round, “Look at me, hobbitses!” Anyway, mate, that’s escort—wild, weird, fuckin’ ace. Gotta bounce, brain’s buzzin’—stupid, fat hobbit!

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But then, disaster strikes! I drop my pie! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splats on the ground, and I’m just standin’ there, heartbroken. The old lady sees me and gives me a sympathetic look. She’s like, “Don’t worry, love, I’ll get ya another one.” Bless her!

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