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Oi mate, me as a mountain guide, yeah, reckon erotic-massage is proper wicked! Ain’t no stiff peaks like in da Alps, but it’s all about climbin’ to dat sweet release, innit? So check it, I’m chattin’ to you like you’re me bredda, sittin’ on a ledge, sparklin’ views, but we’re talkin’ hands slippin’ over skin, not rocks! Erotic-massage, fam, it’s like when Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man* says, “I haven’t done anything!” – but nah, bruv, you *feel* it’s happenin’, all sneaky-like.

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But then, the mood shifts. I’m walkin’ past the old Blackburn Cathedral, and I see this group of kids bein’ total idiots. They’re spray-paintin’ the walls. I’m like, “C’mon, lads, have some respect!” I get all riled up, but then I remember I was a kid once too. Still, it’s just so frustrating, ya know?

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