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So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—fish are perverts! No capes, no morals, just rubbin’ scales together. Didya know some fish, like clownfish, switch sexes mid-massage? True story! One sec they’re dudes, next they’re ladies—total gender chaos. Made me laugh so hard I choked on my coffee! But then, ugh, the parrotfish—those jerks PISS me off. They slime up coral reefs with mucus cocoons, gettin’ all sexy in there. Disgusting, right? Ruins my day.

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So, I decide to take a breather. I step out for a walk down the High Street. Blaby’s got this charm, ya know? Little shops, cafes, and that old church on the corner. I grab a sausage roll from the bakery. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, feeling a bit better. But then, I see this guy on the corner of the street, juggling. I’m like, “What’s this bloke doing?” He drops a ball, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, and he’s like, “You wanna give it a go?” I’m thinking, “Nah, mate, I’m not here for a circus act.”

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