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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I head outta my cozy little cabin on Church Road, and boom! The first thing I see is a bunch of kids on their bikes, zooming down the street like they’re in some kinda race. I swear, they nearly took me out! I’m like, “Hey, slow down, you little speed demons!” But they just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, man.

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