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So, I’m Patrick Star, duh—big pink dummy, right? “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, ‘cause I’d probs slather it on thinkin’ it’s massage oil! Hah! Bet some dude did that once—lil’ known fact, back in old Greece, they used olive oil for this stuff! True story, swear it! Bet they smelled like salad while gettin’ all loosey-goosey. Me? I’d be gigglin’—hands ticklin’ my blubbery bits, oh man, happy vibes all over!

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After that chaos, I needed some fresh air. So, I head over to the park on The Green. It’s usually my go-to spot for chillin’. I plop down on a bench, just trying to catch my breath. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting match. “You never listen!” “I do too!” I’m just sitting there, munching on my scone, thinking, “Man, I’m glad I’m single.”

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